Campus "Security"

In 1988 at PVHS, campus "security" personnel were mostly known for their pastime of smoking pot at the cliffs across the street with various students. Especially hot ones.

I, personally, was in lunchtime detention in 9th grade (I'd been tardy, thank you), with Jim the Security Guy reading the paper and minding the store. A guy started smoking pot. INSIDE the portable classroom. Marijuana. I'm pretty sure that was illegal. What did Jim the Security dude do? Lowered his newspaper, sniffed the air, and then kept on reading! Hello? Security? Security? True story.

So I should not have been surprised when I was checking out the Faculty photos and stumbled upon a few guys who did not seem to fit in with the other photos of teachers in business-casual attire. There were exactly four Security personnel and exactly 100% of them are wearing puka shells and/or sunglasses and/or a baseball hat.







Note to readers: If you are over 18 years old, and your name is not Greg Brady, it is not socially acceptable to wear puka shells. EVER. And definitely not in your professional photos.